"Cave Johnson here. Just so you know, this particular test has a bad habit of causing it's test subjects to gain anywhere between 2 to 300 pounds in mass, due to a failed experiment involving aerosol lard. Accidentally created air that literally contained the stuff, so with you feel considerable heavier and there's a strange taste in your mouth, then hopefully that's the reason."
"Although considering the fact that we thought the substance combined with the heating systems would cause your skin to start crisping up, this is the better result. Really, you should be thanking us."
"And be careful with those boots. Don't break them with you're new found shape because they cost an arm and a leg. Which is also the reason why Greg is using a wheelchair and Terry has to be spoon fed."